The Blog is Now Ending :((( But Splinter Cells are Just Beginning XDDD

Thanks all for the groundswell of support these past few days. We received more potential recruits than we have had over the past year. It is honestly kinda cool to see all these white people waking up and taking action.

It looks a little bit like this TBH.

We even got a few roof Koreans and based Japanese who are interested, so we’re gonna have to make some type of group for them so that Asians and Whites can help each other out in mutually beneficial ways.

In return for their aid to us whites in our hour of need, the entire state of California will be given to all cooperative Asian-Americans once the Alt-Right is utterly victorious.

We don’t mind Asians, tbh. They are the only minority that is actually beneficial to America and they make and drive cool cars and motorcycles that sound fucking awesome, so we’re totally keeping them around and working with them on how to tune the sickest fucking shit ever.

I am greatly looking forward to Asian-European mutual world domination, fam.

So this is gonna be my last blog post here for, like, forever, because I gotta focus on writing some other stuff that’s even better for other blogs and stuff like that.

This blog is all just to give you a taste of the deranged minds that are working tirelessly behind the scenes to finally get revenge on Canada (and on Britain, too…although inviting millions of Muslims into your country is actually far worse than any form of revenge I can personally think up) for what they did to the White House in the War of 1812.

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Canada and Britain: America never forgets and she never forgives.

So anyways yeah the crew is busy vetting the newbies and giving anti-fa wedgies.

lol just kidding. You can’t give anti-fa wedgies because they don’t wear underwear.

The blog is over now but the group is not. We’re just getting started. Oh, and we are starting new groups, too. These new groups will have the same focus and the same high quality, high svenergy bantz and lulz; they will just have different leaders and maintain a fair distance from this mother group for strategic, organizational reasons. Basically, so that if some drugged up anti-fa moles do somehow manage to wake up before noon and infiltrate one of our chapters, they will only be able to mess with a few of us, not all of us, k?

I read that this was smart in a book once, so we’re gonna do it.

Also, this is being done so that we can literally refer to each group as a Splinter Cell.

(Actually, being able to say Splinter Cell often is the only reason that this is being done)

All the lessons, intelligence, and tactics that AltRightMN has will be passed on to each new Splinter Cell.

Each Splinter Cell will start up their own great blogs, too. So be on the lookout for mysterious business cards and flyers scattered all around Minnesota.

It’s kinda like an Easter Egg hunt but instead of candy there is world domination.

And remember kids, stay in school, keep educating people about white genocide and how awesome Civilization is, keep organizing, and, above all, keep lifting bros.,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1483370119/production/designs/1015906_1.jpg


Surrender Now, Leftist Scum

This blog post is for you.

If you are anti-fa, communist, socialist, GLBT, atheist, a drug addict, an illegal Mexican, a Black Lives Matter activist, or a feminist, listen up.

Surrender now.

Get off the drugs. Become stable. Find Jesus or Odin; either one will be better for you than the desperate nihilism that is destroying your soul.

You think my demands are ridiculous. You may even laugh at them.

Pride comes before the fall.

Why would you surrender? You are in charge of the Twin Cities. Aren’t you???

But being in “charge” of the Twin Cities did precious little to stop Donald J Trump from taking power nationally. Minnesota itself nearly went Republican. I see that you leftists still think you are in charge of Minnesota. But do you feel in charge of Minnesota?

You’re not in charge anymore.

Minnesota will go Republican next time.

I promise you this.

You had better surrender now.

Because it only gets worse for you as time goes on.

City Pages and Star Tribune, stop your propaganda. Cease and desist. NOW. Your lies have been digitally archived. It is time to publicly admit that you are wrong.

You aren’t in the 1920s when you could get away with that yellow journalism shit. “Journalists”, do you really want the record of your sneaky deceptions in the possession of the government that is going to be in power in these United States of America in only ten years?

I don’t think so.

As a pacifist vegan Buddhist, I am not threatening anyone. I’m not encouraging nor sanctioning violence. I just kinda think the Space Marines that will absolutely control these United States in about a decade might not like the Shitty Pages all that much.

I suggest that you liberals rethink the hopeless predicament that you are in. You have lost, totally. You have no new arguments. Your old arguments have empirically failed. Come to terms with your mortal limitations. Your recent overconfidence has led to a humbling and total defeat. Don’t make the same mistake of hubris again.

The corporate liberal media is being decimated because they are lying all the time. CNN has been shown to be nothing but “nothing-burger” lies for corporate profit. MSNBC is the same: corporate lies, corporate profits. Transgenders are out of the military for good and soon the homosexuals will be out of the military, as well.

Illegal immigration (which is the only way that liberals—with their batshit insane program literally centered around self-destruction—have been able to win any election for the last 30 years) has declined by 67% while deportations are way, way, way, way up. Not only that, the patriotic networks to report and deport illegal immigrants have been forming extremely rapidly and are now fully operational.

... surpassed the power of the Death Star's Alderaan-killing beam-thing

Sucks to be on Alderaan these days, yah ya betcha.

Momentum is not on your side. History is not on your side. You had your chance. And you failed. Now, the universal and infinite justice of God demands our victory because of your failures. God is having mercy on the human race and the Alt-Right is his vessel.

Every single one of your tactics has been dissected by our speed-readers. We have studied at your colleges. We know every single one of your arguments and we know at least three arguments that defeat your lies.

We are four steps ahead of you, already.

4d chess master | Trump Is Playing 4D Chess | Know Your Meme

Lay off the weed and alcohol, liberals. You are only deluding yourselves. It’s over.

The alt-right has only just begun. I mean, the Alt-Right movement is about one year old. Yours is five decades old. Yawn. Really, your movement is at the end of its life-line. Already the Alt-Right is nearing equity with you, but we won’t tell you how or why! Lulz!

Do you really want to think about what things will look like in ten years?

This is what things will look like in ten years, but with much more anger.

I will tell you just a little bit about how and why you will lose.

You have awoken the sleeping Giant of the American Spirit. This is the Spirit that has conquered the West, brought electricity, computers, cell phones, the Internet, airplanes, and automobiles to the world. This is the Spirit that has put man on the Moon.

Behold the power of America. Resistance is futile, I promise you this.

You Smart Car driving soy-boys really want to take on the people that created this? LOL

You leftists tried to humiliate and destroy this noble, self-sacrificial, and beautiful Spirit. You pushed with all your might and you did not succeed. Unsurprisingly. How could you whom cannot even control your own natural, animal, sexual urges, genuinely think that you were going to control the most powerful collective entity that has ever existed?

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Please, leftists, tell me more about how you will magically do this lol.

Liberals & leftists: you have had five decades of unfettered opportunity to solve the problems of environmental devastation, racial injustice, drug addiction, crime, public health, a devastated welfare system, and sexual sanity.

You. Have. Failed.

During your half-century reign of PC lies, the natural environment has been devastated. You know that it is almost too late to prevent run-away climate change. Mass chemical farms poison the land and the people who eat the twisted produce tortured from the dead earth. Every single barometer of environmental health has decreased (except the ozone layer, tbh, fam. Pyrrhic victory on that one, ehhhh?) tremendously, because the leftist reactionary model has been powerless to stop it.

The races are just as unequal as ever, almost as if a biological or genetic component were standing in the way, preventing the average black man from being as successful or intelligent as the average Asian man.

I guess segregation is over, which you can claim as a “victory”, even though it seems to have hurt blacks the most. After segregation ended, every other measurement of the integrity of the black community plummeted. Black prison rates are up, black out-of-wedlock births are up, black single parent families are up, and black abortion is up.

All of the black financial gains from welfare gibs are fragile and finite since they are not sustained organically but are instead totally dependent on the taxable income of the white population.

Drug addiction has exploded. Now you are trying to normalize your own self-destruction by legalizing drugs. But this normalization does nothing to assuage your self-destruction. Sure, you tell yourself, you’re not addicted to weed; you just need to smoke it every day.


Crime has still been unchecked, because you leftists have undermined the traditional spiritual safeguards that decrease criminality and promote virtue. There is no single long-term successful atheist or secular society in the annals of human history.

But you still can’t figure out why you keep losing.

You are like a little child. I will tell you. You are fighting a kamikaze battle against racial reality, religion, white identity, and nationalism. These are powerful forces that cannot be defeated because they are part of human nature. These forces can only be harnessed and directed. Basically, the Alt-Right harnesses these forces, and wins; the left fights these forces, and loses.

Public health is garbage. Obesity is rampant. Health care costs are sky high. Abortions are a constant burden of time and money. STDs are spreading like wildfire because of your anti-morality. You promoted “have sex like animals cuz it feels good hahahahaha” and you have reaped the consequences. Health care costs are bankrupting the nation and, above all, hurting the minorities that you claim to want to shepherd.

Why are all these things happening? Because without ultimate meaning and purpose, man, and woman, is meaningless and purposeless. Without direction, a ship sinks into the depths.

Titanic Sinking, the Sinking of the Titanic in 1912

Good riddance, American leftism.

The left stripped away the people’s deep belief in Christianity and replaced it with…absolutely nothing. You cannot direct nothingness (relativist nihilism) towards anything, let alone towards an individual greater good, let alone towards a communal greater good. It is that simple.

The welfare system has been nearly bankrupted. It is the financial weak point of the entire American experiment. Does anyone truly believe that, when the welfare system collapses, anyone, let alone minorities, will be helped?

If you continue on your five-decade path of failure, you are not just stupid; you are the heinous evil that you psychologically project on others.

Sexually, the left has tried to accept every deviancy and normalize it. But the underlying mental illness that results from giving in to animal desires is only increasing. You aren’t going to free Tibet by smoking dope and having imitation sex with poopy rectums. This should be self-evident, but clearly, the dope is that powerful and you are that stupid.

Tibet is still enslaved by China, because you lack the fierce and organized militaristic will to actually free Tibet. Your whinings about freeing Tibet are met with mocking laughter by the Chinese.

China’s Fattest Man Liang Yong Hospitalized – chinaSMACK

This is what China thinks about your “Free Tibet” bumper stickers.

Did you leftists know that the author of this site has meditated for ten days straight, taking no food but pure water? That he is an admirer of the Dalai Lama, who said “that Europe has accepted “too many” refugees, and that they should eventually return to help rebuild their home countries.”

Surely, this is well known; that this leftist spiritual leader has said effectively that “they have to go back.”

I guess the lying media hasn’t reported this. I wonder why?

But anyways, this effort-post is longer than your attention span.

The point is. You, liberals and the left, suck at everything. You only briefly “won” because the real America was politically asleep as it worked tirelessly to pay the taxes that allowed you to mess around like stupid kindergarten children.

But now the tax dollars have run out.

And America is awake now.

Wide awake.

Very, very, very wide awake.

We’re all like this woke, bruh, and we drank lots of organic green tea, too.

So yeah, this is like me telling you leftists that if you want to stop being in the way of real progress, just stop. Try something new. The AltRight is the something new. You’ll just have to trust me that I am right and that I know what I’m talking about, because I do.

The AltRight is going to win.

Totally win.

It will actually be worse than your worst nightmares and your worst daydreams combined.

It’s already too late for you.

You sense this and this is why you are panicking and only failing more and more.

And there’s nowhere for you to go and no more tactics for you to try.

If you fight here, you will lose. If you go to Canada, we will conquer Canada. If you flee to Europe, we will conquer Europe after we conquer Canada. When we find you, we will send you to Iraq and Afghanistan to let you try your “co-exist tolerance” shit there.

REEEEE how Islamophobic of that homosexual to fly away from that Muslim! He should have stayed and wallowed in White Guilt for at least a half hour! BIGOT!@!@%$#%$!

So give up and join us. We are going to save the planet, free Tibet, and explore outer space. Once in power, we are going to seize land from the corporate chemical farmers and re-distribute it to the people with a mass-scale perma-cultural revolution. The AltRight is going to stabilize the bankrupt welfare system. We are going to do all this and more in one fell swoop and in a (historically) short amount of time.

You’re all welcome to join, but you will have to stop the drugs, work out, cut your hair, knock off the feces-poking, STD-spreading, “imitation love”, and actually have a meaning in your life.

It’s worth it.

Trust me.

Behind my make-believe pretend scary exterior there is just a lovey-dovey happy dude who just wants to help everyone be happy, healthy, wholesome, wealthy, secure, and stable.

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The Alt-Right is truly the Religion of Peace!

Or you can continue on the path of leftism. You can keep putting random colors onto a canvas and then wonder why people aren’t inspired enough about being alive to become healthy and productive.

alegría y color: JASPER JOHNS

Wow, I really feel like running a marathon, learning a new language, and trying to invent a cure to cancer after viewing this sublime and motivational masterpiece. Not!

Or, leftists, you can stop and enter the world of order, purity, and discipline. It is possible.

And it is your duty to the people that you claim to love, respect, and want to help.


The Fire Rises

Yes, I know, I know, it’s been a while. But I have a really, really, really good excuse, I promise.

AltRightMN has made a very conscious decision to get all our ducks lined up before embarking on Stage 2 of our quest for Total Midwest (and Canadian) Domination, starting with Minnesota.


Stage 2 involves a lot of things, including this blog, which will one day soon overtake and overthrow the pathetic leftist hacks at the City Pages (which is literally so shit-libby that they have to give it away) and the Star Tribune, which will be 100% extinct in 10 years, I promise you that.

In twelve years, I will be hiring former Star Tribune writers as cheap whores only to laugh at them as they strip for me. I won’t even touch them, just throw things at them. And laugh.

The day is coming when the new, rising, Alt-Right and her media will lead Minnesota into strength, order, beauty, health, security, and happiness; but first, we get the great joy of destroying the current lying media and the powers that be.

We wanted to prune out some unsavory types from our ranks while expanding and strengthening AltRightMN. We made damn well sure we had the financial support networks set up to counter-act the effects of any doxxing, intimidation, threats, and harassment by the violent (and often hilariously obese) communist-LARPers. We gathered intel and purged moles from our ranks. We organized sub-groups to specialize in various necessary tasks. We got a few of our members funded and ready to go for an alliance-forging mission in Europe with the rapidly growing nationalist movements there.

The blog was unimportant and frankly useless until we had built the structures and systems that will lead us to victory. I mean, c’mon, it’s a blog, which is like one step up from the Shitty Pages City Pages.

Now Phase 1 is complete. Our networks, tasks, and goals are now basically fully set up. Our base is secure and in order. Within this group, we now have job opportunities, places to rent, mechanics, farm-land, gardens, and we even have a professional barber on board to make sure we get the fashiest of fashy haircuts.

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Beauty, like truth, is universal.

We know more than we honestly care to know about every single one of the local and regional leftist activists and their organizations. I mean, really, these guys (REEEEE did I just assume GENDER!?!?!) are a bunch of whiny losers who are unsurprisingly single.


We’ve got a Deportation Hotline and Intelligence Team set up to report and deport the illegal Mexicans back to Mexico where they belong. So far, a few hundred have been returned to sender, and the number is increasing, thankfully.

We were new to this whole “activist” game; we made some mistakes, but we’re getting better. Honestly, now that I think about it, we all just wanted to be left alone to live our lives the best we could and raise our families the best we can. Activism was the furthest thing from our minds.

All we ever wanted to do is learn welding, to get our masters degrees, to take our girlfriends and wives and children to concerts and cruises and restaurants, to hike, skydive, fish, hunt, and go mudding, to travel the world, to learn new languages, to breed pure-bred dogs, and to grow vast organic gardens and raise cattle in peace.

These things are our true loves. And we still love them.

But the leftists wouldn’t stop. They fucked with our true loves.

The left collapsed the middle and lower classes and the American standard of living by importing tens of millions of third-world wage-slaves to lower wages in order to benefit the global corporations and big banks. Millions of racially and culturally-incompatible welfare leeches and hate-filled, homo-slaying Muslims poured in, breeding like rabbits while drawing money from bankrupt welfare systems that they never paid into.

The left filled the internet and media with pornography and lies and distractions. They filled the schools with communist indoctrination and self-hating, anti-white, anti-Christ, anti-American propaganda.

The left shoved homosexuality down our throats, flying their rectum-tearing poop-sex rainbow flags to celebrate the colorful diversity of STDs that homosexuals trade with each other like young boys with baseball cards. At least I think that’s what the flags stand for.

Behold the cornucopia of sexually transmitted diseases that homosexuals spread! HIV-AIDS, Hepatitis, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, & Syphilis. Wow, that sure is something to be proud of! My rich college professor told me (for $150 an hour of student debt) that America sure needs more STDs being spread around as rapidly as possible!!!

The left corrupted many of America’s young and beautiful women into the stereotypical pink-haired, uptight, judgmental, whiny, feminist, TATTOOED & OVERWEIGHT™ STD-infested entitled whores that we are all so familiar with…and so very tired of.

The left corrupted many of America’s young and strong men into the stereotypical video-gamer porn-and-sex-addict-man-whores who do nothing but drink and do drugs as their ancestor’s glorious and noble nation is being given away to third world welfare-leeches who hate white people and can’t even do civilization.

The left fucked with our true loves. And we hate them for that. We really do.

And now we are going to brutally and efficiently fuck the left.

We will love every single second of it as we see their empire of lies collapse into ash. The left will cry as the child-raping, disease spreading cult of homosexuality is outlawed. The left will cry as pornography is eliminated. They will cry when abortion is outlawed and they can’t slut around without consequences. The left will cry as beautiful art emerges and replaces their disgusting post-modern shit-smears with idealized and meaningful images of power and strength and sanity and order. The left will cry when deportation buses are running around the clock to send Mexicans back to Mexico where they belong.

The left will continue to cry and we will continue to win.

Because we will never forget nor forgive what the left did when they had power; they revealed their true nature as insane and anti-human totalitarian psychopaths who will sue you into poverty and death if you don’t bake a cake for a homosexual imitation wedding. We will never forget that America and the world are at stake in this battle against the baby-killing, sex-obsessed, drug-addicted, lie-drenched LOSER LEFT.,204,203,200_.jpg

Doesn’t this bitch just radiate tolerance and acceptance??????

And we are going to win. Momentum and truth and justice are on our side. Nature and Nature’s God are on our side.

And we are winning and growing and beginning to wrest control of these Twin Cities from the leftist infestation. AltRightMN is four times larger than we were six months ago and we will be four times larger than we are now six months from now.

The AltRight will continue to grow until we have totally won. Critical mass has been reached and the leftists are powerless now as they fight against the arc of history as it bends towards truth and justice and reason.

The left is losing and we are winning.

And it feels good, man.

And now we’re ready for open recruitment, organizing, educating others, and activism. We want you to join with us. Our security is much, much stronger. We’re ready for this fight and we won’t back down. We have resources that will teach you what your leftist professors and the lying television media didn’t tell you about. And we have tactics of activism that are impossible for the leftists to defeat.

Basically, we’ve vaulted over the learning curve and we are ready to vault into total victory.

Join us and fight!

There is no honor or sanity found in inaction. Eventually, there will be no safe suburb, farm, or cabin anywhere for your children and grandchildren to run to. The Hispanics and Muslims and Black Lives Matter rioters and their leftist loser “allies” will just keep spreading like cancer until we rise up against them and totally defeat them.

Taxes will just go higher and higher to pay for the lazy and the leech, the corrupt and the corrupting. And then your children and grandchildren will be a slave to a totalitarian neo-communist government that will absolutely own them. This is what will happen if we do nothing. If you do not fight the left with every fiber of your being, George Washington will personally stand outside of heaven’s gates and, when you die, he will kick your coward unpatriotic ass down to hell.

If you do not fight the left, this is the last thing your eternal soul will see.

But this isn’t going to happen. Because we are going to fight back and we are going to win. For our nation, for our people, and for our descendants we will struggle and suffer and fight and win!

AltRight MN at the March4Trump!


Sorry for the late post – it’s been a busy month for Alt Right MN!

Several members of our team attended the March4Trump at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul. Red-blooded American patriots came from all over the state to enjoy our rights of free speech and assembly.

Unfortunately, the local leftists, losers, and ‘antifa’ didn’t feel the same way! They came into the state capitol with noisemakers, horns, whistles and chants in an attempt to drown out the scheduled speakers. Eventually they formed ranks on the stair inside, facing off against the indignant Trump supporters. It was then that some leftwing loser decided to spray the innocent Trump supporters with mace, and a fight broke out. Another leftwing loser pulled out a Taser. Seen in the video below:

PS, look for our Pepe the Frog sign in the crowd.

Later, some of these protesters were arrested- and one was found to be no other than the son of Crooked Hillary’s running mate Tim Kaine!

Kaine’s son is still awaiting trial as of this date. More details as they arise!

Attacker identified?

Thanks to the efforts of a supporter who shall rename nameless, we have identified the attacker shown in the photos on our previous post.



Our source tells us the man is Kieran Frazier Knutson, a long time violent left-wing activist.

In the 90s, Kieran was sent to trial for assaulting a “neo-Nazi” but was acquitted three years later.

More details as they arise.


AltRight MN response to violent leftist attack at Minneapolis Institute of Art

Original article here:


Before this incident, we had heard of media and news organizations fabricating stories about Trump supporters, but never thought this could happen to us. We never thought that our own support for Trump would put us personally in danger while the media fabricated stories to slur us. Over the course of 2016, our support for Trump left us feeling isolated from many of our liberal friends, but we were able to make new bonds of shared ideals within this exciting new movement of the Alt-Right. However, never did we suspect that we would be violently targeted for our skin color and political leanings, and then accused of being “Nazis” – a term that now seems to apply to everybody to the right of Stalin.

Our Minneapolis-based group is organized through a private server on an online chat app. Due to a lapse in security and our naivete, a member of the IWW managed to get on our server by pretending to be a Trump supporter. This member learned of our plans to meet at the Minneapolis Institute of Art and alerted the IWW.

We were there only to meet a few new faces and enjoy the Minneapolis Institute of Art’s beautiful collection. However, when we got there, the IWW protesters were waiting. We had no idea that it had anything to do with us until two of our members were attacked upstairs, simply for how they looked. One was brought to the ground and kicked in the face until security intervened. The assaulters left the area and ran down the stairs where they met another Trump supporter who they violently attacked and maced.

One of the assaulters was handcuffed by the police after he was found carrying an illegal knife. The Minneapolis Police Department made no arrests over this affair – why not? Are they supporting the actions of these leftist thugs?

The leftists have since made numerous false statements to the press. The funniest was that we were there to “guard” the art – I guess from them? If that were the case, we succeeded, since despite their unprovoked violent attack in a major art gallery, none of the art pieces were damaged. But honestly, we can thank the work of the MIA security for that as they bravely shielded us from the attack and prevented any damage to the surrounding exhibit. The other widely spread slander is that we were all “neo-Nazis”, the only evidence being the way we “looked” or were dressed.

These are the same violent, anti-democratic, anti-free speech agitators who burnt down Berkeley only a few weeks ago. They are a real threat to order, safety and sanity in this nation and we call upon the new administration and President Trump to take action and defend our citizens!

Regardless of what we looked like, who we support, or what we believe, we were there for purely peaceful and positive reasons, and no part of the thuggish, cowardly attack on our members was warranted. We want to ask the police and local attorney general – why no charges? And we ask the press – why the lies?


Addendum: here are some pics from the Twin Cities IWW FB page:

We can positively identify the man in the center of the first photo, and on the right of the second, as one of our attackers. If anyone has any info on him, please let us know or alert the Minneapolis Police Department!